Wednesday, 15 May 2019

Bespoked 2019-Review by Alaric Lester

Bespoked 2019
Review by Alaric Lester
I have been creating a dream crit bike for at least six months. It is a long way from taking physical form. Very few off-the-peg crit frames are on the market, justifying – necessitating – a custom build. It will have tight angles and aggressive geometry. Not needing to climb steep hills, stiffness will take priority over weight. Disc brakes and a 1x drivetrain will make the build. Most importantly, it will have the ride comfort and crash resistance that can only come from a well-made steel or titanium frame.
A little research was in order, so I headed to Bespoked 2019 in Bristol over the bank holiday weekend for some inspiration. British frame builders predominate. Italian, German, Swiss, US, Spanish and even Australian offerings were also present. As well as the bikes, components and clothing on offer, there were three days of talks, from the mental exertions of cycling to India, through the technical quirks of 12-speed Campagnolo, to the things that compel framebuilders to practise their art.
Even more valuable than seeing frames up close was the chance to talk in depth to a range of framebuilders. A builder’s philosophy and ability to understand different riders’ needs are just as important as craftsmanship and design expertise. Kudos to all for their inspiration and knowledge. Extra kudos to the ones who managed to stay interested at my sometimes obtuse questioning.
Wacky Offerings
Even Odysseus had distractions from his quest. There were Sirens aplenty to divert me from my research. Here are a few:
Beamz uses coppiced hardwood to create unique wooden offerings. Much as I wanted to explore further, there is no place in my racing stable for one of these!


The Flying Gate design has been around for more than eighty years. They are now made exlcusively by Liz Colebrook of Beaumont Bicycle. The vertical seat tube allows much shorter rear stays which, proponents claim, makes for a lively and fast frame. Aside from the highly unusual tubing arrangement, they are notable for their ornate lugs. I like the history behind the concept and really get the benefit of short stays, but the ugly injections are a step too far for me in an age of aero and carbon.



I pressed on the right-hand pedal of this wooden offering from Flat Frame Systems. The frame flexed – a lot. Great for comfort, great for individuality, not great for bunch sprints.

The MacKenzie Cyclone is designed to command attention and give a comfortable ride. I can vouch for the former. It will be winning me no crits, though.


I have little need for an MTB with drop bars, but I had to feature this Sturdy Cycles machine. If you can drag your eyes from the copper-finish water bottles, there are plenty of other fine touches to admire.

Componentry and Accessories
Component and accessory manufacturers were also well represented. At the Chris King stand, I spent some time studying the cassette clutch system of a cutaway rear hub. A man on the stand talked to me about various components of its design – from the choice of materials to the low-tension springs and easy hex-wrench maintenance. Who was the tour guide? Mr Chris King. A privilege to understand some of the design philosophy from the eponymous designer himself.
Moskito Watches had an analogue cycle watch collection. The classic Swiss watch design can easily be switched between the wrist and a handlebar mount. The watch pairs with a smartphone, using the latter’s GPS to display speed and distance travelled. Having the GPS separate from the watch means a long battery life of six months or more. The watch even announces when you have text messages. As required by the modern cyclist, rides can of course be uploaded to Strava. Aside from the style advantages, there is a simple elegance in an analogue display for speed: think Smiths Instruments meets the tech age.
 





I have used the Silca Hiro track pump adapter for over a season now. For pressures up to 15 bar (220 psi), it is the most reliable connector on the market. I visited the Silca stand to play with their new tools. The HX1 contains eight hex wrenches and ten tool heads, beautifully finished and nicely balanced. A textured red polymer coating gives sensuous satisfaction. The package is completed with a machined wooden box. They have made even the lowly hex wrench a thing of desire.
Reynolds tubing have branched out into 3D-printed metal dropouts and frame lugs. Modern technology allows these to be made to highly precise tolerances. There was also a prototype 3D-printed bottom bracket shell, although this is unlikely to move to commercial production in the near future. 



Frame Highlights
Winston Vaz has been building and repairing steel frames for more than 35 years. He spent nine years with Holdsworth, then 27 years with Roberts Cycles, before setting up Varonha Frameworks. His brother Mario, who resprayed a frame for me back in 1987, does all his paintwork. In pride of place on his stand was a Reynolds 953 road bike with a Campagnolo EPS groupset. Winston spent hours polishing the stainless tubes to a chrome-like finish, finishing with 2,000 grit sandpaper (most people stop at 1,000). Painted fancy lugs and wraparound seat stays complete the classic look. 



Cicli Barco was a new name to me. For many years, they built for other brands. Barco now specialise in custom steel builds with meticulous lugs and fine detail. I liked the round steel forks on their track/ fixed-wheel machine, reminiscent of the old Columbus track forks. Note also the embossed Italian flag on the top tube.
 

The Saffron Frameworks offerings had clean, modern lines. Founder Matthew Sowter was a chef before building frames, hence the company name. Sumptuous paintwork and elegant detail epitomise the brand. Particularly easy on the eye was a grey steel creation with a half-hidden seat binder and internal brake cables through the down tube, bottom bracket and chainstays. They also offer a steel frame with an integrated carbon seat tube.
 








The signature look on Barbastelle bikes (from the West Country, not Southern Europe as I first assumed) is the low seat stays, creating a tight rear triangle. I have yet to see these on other steel bikes. Seat stay clearances are very tight. As a sprinter, I would want a little more clearance there to allow for some wheel flex. Another steel first for me was the front end on their track bike, formed from parallel brazed head tubes, one for the fork steerer, the other joining the main triangle. This creates a savagely aero look for a steel frame. The various profiles of the Columbus Life tubeset work well for close clearances.


Finally to the understated and outstanding Prova Cycles, all the way from Australia. I wandered past this stand many times, almost missing one of the show’s highlights. Only up close did I appreciate the finish and attention to detail. Mark Hester, the founder, came from an automotive and motorsport background. The frames incorporate 3D-printed lugs and structures, often combining Columbus, Reynolds and carbon fibre in the same frame. Small wonder that they won the best-in-show award. Stunning, yet restrained, exuberance. 


Beyond the Show




Show departed, my beard was longer, my love of steel even greater, my eye more attuned to the minutiae that can make a good frame great.
Against the ride quality of a 1993 Eddy Merckx Corsa Extra, even a bespoke creation could fall short. With this in mind, perhaps the classic lines of a Varonha would win against an oh-so-contemporary Saffron. Or maybe I might take a chance with a younger framebuilder like Tom Skinner of Barbastelle. Perhaps there will be no future comparison, lest I discover the truth.
My crit bike may take form one day. It may not. Sometimes the journey is more important than the destination – especially when it involves detours to the West Country. In the meantime, the quest for knowledge continues – and the ride is sweet.

This article first appeared on Strava in May 2019

Wednesday, 23 January 2019

I am a Hastings Man- A song by Lord Buss

PART DEUX

'I AM A HASTINGS MAN '

(Has to be sung to the tune of 'Part of The Union' - by The Strawbs - those under the age of 50,
please check YouTube.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5i1stWCb6o


Until The Colonel did appear
My life was half as clear
He said:  'Son, ride with the pack
and you'll never look back
Become a Hastings man' .

So I trained and trained real hard
Burnt off all the lard
Paid my dues, bought some cycling shoes
And became a Hastings man.

Well the HSLCC
has made a man of me
Now I say what I think
that The Rovers stink
Because I'm a Hastings man.

The Colonel leads from the front
pointing out holes and bumps
With Smiffy watching our rears
we've got nothing to fear
But he is known to pull the odd stunt.

Ooooh, you won't catch me I ride with the Hastings
You won't catch me I ride with the Hastings
You won't catch me I ride with the Hastings
Untill the day I die, 'till the day I die

On an improvers ride don't moan
Steve will normally get you home
He keeps an A to Z strapped to his chest
but it's best to take a phone.

Before getting out of bed
you'd be wise to call ahead
If the weather turns lousy he goes all ' blousy'
and stays snuggled up with his Ted.

Sundays are for the supertough
give it a go if think you're hard enough
But don't bother if you're wussy, JV is no pussy
and he'll know if you're just trying to bluff.

If you're looking for thrills and spills,
but without doing a ride that kills
We're not a bunch of fairies who congregate at Kerry's
we'd just rather do a few less hills.

Ooooh, you won't catch me I ride with the Hastings
You won't catch me I ride with the Hastings
You won't catch me I ride with the Hastings
Untill the day I die, 'till the day I die

It's quite a motley crew who wear
the red and blue
We've a Lord of the Manor who's handy with a spanner
And a man who's only five foot two.

When running low on fuel
This member is no fool
With a whistle and a shout
he'll whip his 'porkies' out
But you'll be lucky to get any at all.

If you ride with Rita and Nat
don't interrupt their chat
They're just the closest of chums
having lots of fun
Best to just leave it at that.

Although they've got matching gear
and they enjoy a glass of ginger beer
They're simply the best of chums
who know each others mums
I hope I've made myself clear.

Chorus.
Ooooh, you won't catch me I ride with the Hastings
You won't catch me I ride with the Hastings
You won't catch me I ride with the Hastings
Untill the day I die, 'till the day I die

And then there's dear old Tom
AKA - the 'Bianchi Bomb'.
He wears odd socks and his head's full of rocks
But he's as honest as the day is long.

We've got a gent with a giant tash
It's only there trying to hide a rash
It is a real beaut, and it makes him look cute
even covered in old gravy and mash.

When clean it's got a bluey grey tinge
With a nice little touch of ginge
When he takes his teeth out and
does that little pout
It looks a lot like a.... scary fringe.

We've got a group known as the elite
Some of whom I've yet to meet.
We've got hipsters with beards, some that
act weird
And a lovely man who's got no teeth.

Chorus.
Ooooh, you won't catch me I ride with the Hastings
You won't catch me I ride with the Hastings
You won't catch me I ride with the Hastings
Untill the day I die, 'till the day I die

There's a man they call the 'The Ledge'
who cycles close to the edge
But his kit is cheap and gaudy 'cos
he shops at Aldi
Even though he earns a sizeable wedge.

Around Majorca he really does fly,
red faced and with tears in his eyes,
He said: 'Yes, I know the gusset's tight, but the price is just right'
And I'll fly the German flag 'till I die' .

Now a special mention for Mark
who cycled the USA for a lark
Whilst going hither and thither
crossing mountain and river
The milkman delivered in the dark.

It's quite a diverse club
we're no strangers to the pub
We've a man to call when taken ill
a couple of 'Old Bill'
And a man who'll sell you a 'Sub'

Ooooh, you won't catch me I ride with the Hastings
You won't catch me I ride with the Hastings
You won't catch me I ride with the Hastings
Untill the day I die, 'till the day I die

We all have various roles
We've a man who takes government polls
Then there's that randy 'old stick'
who sells mortar and brick
And another one who blows up moles.

We've members who work in schools
and some who work with tools
I.T ers with giant brains, men who drive trains
and some of us who do sod all.

Ooooh, you won't catch me I ride with the Hastings
You won't catch me I ride with the Hastings
You won't catch me I ride with the Hastings
Untill the day I die, 'till the day I die

Now to all you 'players' of Zwift
who believe Santa's rides also exist
Us Luddites would rather you don't upload to Strava.
'Cos it's starting to get on our 'wick'

Of course my views you're welcome to 'diss'
It's not like I'm taking the p@ss
But if it wasn't outside then it's not a real ride
Call me 'old school' if you wish.

I know some only play it a bit
and some need to get a 'grip'
But others, near as dammit, live on another planet
and have lost touch with the Mother Ship.

I really don't mean any offence
But I can't just sit on the fence
I speak for all us 'old farts', who'd rather play darts
and want a return to pounds, shillings and pence.

Now a quiet word to a friend
who's starting a worrying trend
Try to refrain from taking 'selfies' in pain
you look like a proper 'bell end'.

Ooooh, you won't catch me I ride with the Hastings
You won't catch me I ride with the Hastings
You won't catch me I ride with the Hastings
Untill the day I die, 'till the day I die

Finally, I've something to say
That'll really make your day
We've a lady who's a fella
Who it is I cannot tell ya
'cos I've just signed an NDA

Boom, Boom..

Peter Buss